<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975</id><updated>2007-12-09T18:59:45.906-08:00</updated><title type='text'>twothirds mobile</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>55</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-4601709650554334094</id><published>2007-12-09T18:55:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-09T18:58:46.548-08:00</updated><title type='text'>666</title><content type='html'>The cheese is evil?  Keeping the TUMS on standby just in case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_R5fwl0jQNTo/R1yqzVGU1aI/AAAAAAAAABc/eESlYAWePC8/s1600-h/evil-cheese.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_R5fwl0jQNTo/R1yqzVGU1aI/AAAAAAAAABc/eESlYAWePC8/s320/evil-cheese.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142172673363989922" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/12/666.html' title='666'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=4601709650554334094' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/4601709650554334094'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/4601709650554334094'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-7718982341010979683</id><published>2007-12-06T22:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T22:33:02.983-08:00</updated><title type='text'>San Mateo 1 -- Jed Zero</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMG00016-781200.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 335px; height: 250px;" src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMG00016-781186.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/12/san-mateo-1-jed-zero.html' title='San Mateo 1 -- Jed Zero'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=7718982341010979683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/7718982341010979683'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/7718982341010979683'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-1219292974265978308</id><published>2007-11-18T19:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-18T19:19:52.655-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Done: rosita</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_245-792656-792717.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_245-792656-792706.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_243-792791-792832.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_243-792791-792825.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/11/done-rosita.html' title='Done: rosita'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=1219292974265978308' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/1219292974265978308'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/1219292974265978308'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-8955108218654724077</id><published>2007-11-11T17:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-11T17:34:55.124-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It starts with champagne (Girish wedding)</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_233-795130-795184.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_233-795130-795179.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/11/it-starts-with-champagne-girish-wedding.html' title='It starts with champagne (Girish wedding)'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=8955108218654724077' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8955108218654724077'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8955108218654724077'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-8827037515471314232</id><published>2007-11-07T15:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T16:35:07.216-08:00</updated><title type='text'>More hilton photos</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_227-707218-707274.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_227-707218-707266.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_224-707353-707387.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_224-707353-707380.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_226-707678-707723.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_226-707678-707714.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_227-708070-708110.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_227-708070-708103.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_225-708609-708643.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_225-708609-708637.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_221-708762-708808.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_221-708762-708799.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;More pics from the dirty room</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/11/more-hilton-photos.html' title='More hilton photos'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=8827037515471314232' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8827037515471314232'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8827037515471314232'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-4055148013655590427</id><published>2007-11-07T15:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T15:20:34.329-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I hate hiltons</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_223-734330-734392.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_223-734330-734374.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Look closely.  That is a pubic hair the previous guest was nice enough to leave behind.  Time for a new room.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/11/i-hate-hiltons.html' title='I hate hiltons'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=4055148013655590427' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/4055148013655590427'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/4055148013655590427'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-2266430190069127301</id><published>2007-11-01T13:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T13:56:49.660-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Damn halloween</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_219-709662-709727.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_219-709662-709714.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Worse for corporate america than the kids</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/11/damn-halloween.html' title='Damn halloween'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=2266430190069127301' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2266430190069127301'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2266430190069127301'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-4422140794484971117</id><published>2007-10-28T19:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-28T19:46:04.787-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Golf car parade?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_209-764789-764843.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_209-764789-764835.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_213-764906-764951.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_213-764906-764940.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Only so much fun to be had in the desert</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/golf-car-parade.html' title='Golf car parade?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=4422140794484971117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/4422140794484971117'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/4422140794484971117'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-3000198481553467611</id><published>2007-10-26T14:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T14:51:44.330-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I call bull shit</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_206-704333-704396.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_206-704333-704383.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Why is luggage an accepted means of holding your place in line</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/i-call-bull-shit.html' title='I call bull shit'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=3000198481553467611' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/3000198481553467611'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/3000198481553467611'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-8844151567616912014</id><published>2007-10-20T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-20T12:56:02.268-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Need good caption</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_205-762272-762360.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_205-762272-762339.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/need-good-caption.html' title='Need good caption'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=8844151567616912014' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8844151567616912014'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8844151567616912014'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-2571624744053858753</id><published>2007-10-18T16:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T16:32:49.185-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mmm.  Big iron</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_203-769186-769248.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_203-769186-769241.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/mmm-big-iron.html' title='Mmm.  Big iron'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=2571624744053858753' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2571624744053858753'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2571624744053858753'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-8592240865146406584</id><published>2007-10-17T07:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-17T07:24:45.543-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Boooo.  kirk's</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_202-785545-785672.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_202-785545-785657.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;what&amp;#39;s up with the plastic cup? Am I in college again?</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/boooo-kirks.html' title='Boooo.  kirk&apos;s'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=8592240865146406584' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8592240865146406584'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/8592240865146406584'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-2335257305110775581</id><published>2007-10-08T23:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-09T06:41:48.661-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Too early</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_194-786957-787015.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_194-786957-787001.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_195-787273-787334.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_195-787273-787322.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_196-787473-787522.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_196-787473-787513.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;The scene at lowes</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/too-early.html' title='Too early'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=2335257305110775581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2335257305110775581'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2335257305110775581'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-3154621850316055657</id><published>2007-10-05T18:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-05T18:36:42.492-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I got no bathroom</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_191-702493-702551.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_191-702493-702545.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_192-702721-702759.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_192-702721-702752.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_193-702847-702886.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_193-702847-702879.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/i-got-no-bathroom.html' title='I got no bathroom'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=3154621850316055657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/3154621850316055657'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/3154621850316055657'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-5323345802183089137</id><published>2007-10-03T07:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T07:53:48.248-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Porche + fence</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_189-728250-728315.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_189-728250-728304.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/porche-fence.html' title='Porche + fence'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=5323345802183089137' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/5323345802183089137'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/5323345802183089137'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-5247999050057994743</id><published>2007-10-03T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T07:47:53.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I got no kitchen</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_184-773328-773384.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_184-773328-773377.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_185-773482-773531.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_185-773482-773514.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_184-773690-773733.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_184-773690-773724.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_183-773824-773866.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_183-773824-773860.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_186-774095-774132.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_186-774095-774126.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/i-got-no-kitchen.html' title='I got no kitchen'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=5247999050057994743' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/5247999050057994743'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/5247999050057994743'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-705069910910724310</id><published>2007-10-03T07:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T07:24:03.034-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hard labor</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_186-743035-743093.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_186-743035-743087.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_183-743186-743230.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_183-743186-743217.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_184-743367-743434.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_184-743367-743424.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_185-743551-743595.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_185-743551-743584.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Glad i sit on my ass for a living. Hard labor starts to hurt after a few days.  (real camera is broken):</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/10/hard-labor.html' title='Hard labor'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=705069910910724310' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/705069910910724310'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/705069910910724310'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-1711174638476047834</id><published>2007-09-28T18:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-28T18:54:40.388-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Intended use!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_187-780390-780448.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_187-780390-780442.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Never actually used duct tape on a duct before.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/09/intended-use.html' title='Intended use!!!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=1711174638476047834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/1711174638476047834'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/1711174638476047834'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-6430142472914297608</id><published>2007-09-02T15:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T15:58:21.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Plumbing to nowhere</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_173-701001-701075.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_173-701001-701069.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Yes, it does flush</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/09/plumbing-to-nowhere.html' title='Plumbing to nowhere'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=6430142472914297608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/08/avg-speed-on-101_13.html' title='Avg speed on 101'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=2555623595429380339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2555623595429380339'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/2555623595429380339'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-7156892787714428438</id><published>2007-07-16T16:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-16T16:50:15.471-07:00</updated><title type='text'>1999 called</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_162-715472-715531.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_162-715472-715525.jpg" width="320"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;They want their modem back.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/07/1999-called.html' title='1999 called'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=7156892787714428438' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/7156892787714428438'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/7156892787714428438'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-6096202235323973080</id><published>2007-06-28T17:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-28T17:46:12.729-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pitfalls of public transportation</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_157-772731-776739.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_157-772731-775386.jpg" width="320"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/06/pitfalls-of-public-transportation.html' title='Pitfalls of public transportation'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=6096202235323973080' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/6096202235323973080'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/6096202235323973080'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-6275134403364562023</id><published>2007-06-08T11:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T11:23:32.585-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Howto: shit</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/image-712587-714207.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/image-712587-713850.jpg" width="320"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;The bathroom where i work could use a few of these signs.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/06/howto-shit.html' title='Howto: shit'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=6275134403364562023' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/6275134403364562023'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/6275134403364562023'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-5336366938632466149</id><published>2007-05-27T10:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-27T10:42:56.303-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Internal porta-crapper?!?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_148-776305-779413.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_148-776305-778966.jpg" width="320"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/05/internal-porta-crapper.html' title='Internal porta-crapper?!?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=5336366938632466149' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/5336366938632466149'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8371885701526727975/posts/default/5336366938632466149'/><author><name>twothirds</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8371885701526727975.post-732545532100120936</id><published>2007-05-22T19:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T19:48:34.908-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Maiden voyage</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_147-714910-718878.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mobile.twothirds.org/uploaded_images/IMAGE_147-714910-718087.jpg" width="320"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mobile.twothirds.org/2007/05/maiden-voyage.html' title='Maiden voyage'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8371885701526727975&amp;postID=732545532100120936' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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